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20th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from at lo levad with 416,357 notes

Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane’s 2009 Commencement Speech.

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19th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from ~ Alona Kayla ~ with 1,235 notes

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19th August 2014

Question reblogged from the most official bad text posts from the usa with 2,246 notes

Anonymous said: Dude stop self promoing yourself. Your blog has dropped so much. It went from actually funny shit to just different ways of you saying "follow officialunitedsates".

officialunitedstates:

hey bud thanks for this riveting review I will be sure to let my team know how you feel.  in the meantime may I suggest you put some water in a tray and stick it in your fridge so that you can create ice cubes that you can use to chill

19th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from I Should Get A Boyfriend with 9,154 notes

Dulé Hill takes the #IceBucketChallenge
         ”I nominate Jaleel White, Lamorne Morris, Timothy Omundson, Maggie Lawson, James Roday, Andrew Porteous, and Georgia Maher. That’s right - I’m talking to you @TexasArtChic! I’m doing this for the late Andrene Dipronio, always love to the Gabay family!”

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19th August 2014

Post reblogged from Hail Mad Queen Ron with 332,348 notes

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

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19th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from *The reactionary Stephen Fry Elitist* with 17,571 notes

unicornempire:

aconnormanning:

"So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality"

Actual idol

This is great advice, and a great inspiration.

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19th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from beautiful little fool with 19 notes

19th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Hail Mad Queen Ron with 4,995 notes

This is monopoly..

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18th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from *The reactionary Stephen Fry Elitist* with 179 notes

"This is the weird thing about polygamy. We all treat it as if it’s some terrible thing, like incest."

18th August 2014

Photo reblogged from I Should Get A Boyfriend with 17,662 notes

osamabinlabia:

ultrafacts:

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Can we just talk about how adorable this is though? Both of the dudes were like “omg I’m so scared, I don’t really want to kill this guy what do I do” then each simultaneously went “I know! Ill put blanks in so I won’t kill this guy and ill take the bullet for him, I mean he probably has a nice family or a cutie lil puppy or something” and then when it came time for the duel, one dude went “I’M SO SCARED TO DIE THIS ISN’T HOW I IMAGINED TODAY WOULD GO WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING” and he fainted and the other guy went “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I DIDN’T EVEN PULL THE TRIGGER WHAT ABOUT THE PUPPY”

osamabinlabia:

ultrafacts:

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Can we just talk about how adorable this is though? Both of the dudes were like “omg I’m so scared, I don’t really want to kill this guy what do I do” then each simultaneously went “I know! Ill put blanks in so I won’t kill this guy and ill take the bullet for him, I mean he probably has a nice family or a cutie lil puppy or something” and then when it came time for the duel, one dude went “I’M SO SCARED TO DIE THIS ISN’T HOW I IMAGINED TODAY WOULD GO WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING” and he fainted and the other guy went “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I DIDN’T EVEN PULL THE TRIGGER WHAT ABOUT THE PUPPY”

Source: ultrafacts