Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane’s 2009 Commencement Speech.
Anonymous said: Dude stop self promoing yourself. Your blog has dropped so much. It went from actually funny shit to just different ways of you saying "follow officialunitedsates".
hey bud thanks for this riveting review I will be sure to let my team know how you feel. in the meantime may I suggest you put some water in a tray and stick it in your fridge so that you can create ice cubes that you can use to chill
Dulé Hill takes the #IceBucketChallenge
”I nominate Jaleel White, Lamorne Morris, Timothy Omundson, Maggie Lawson, James Roday, Andrew Porteous, and Georgia Maher. That’s right - I’m talking to you @TexasArtChic! I’m doing this for the late Andrene Dipronio, always love to the Gabay family!”
i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake
this is the realist shit on this website
"So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality"
This is great advice, and a great inspiration.
"This is the weird thing about polygamy. We all treat it as if it’s some terrible thing, like incest."
Can we just talk about how adorable this is though? Both of the dudes were like “omg I’m so scared, I don’t really want to kill this guy what do I do” then each simultaneously went “I know! Ill put blanks in so I won’t kill this guy and ill take the bullet for him, I mean he probably has a nice family or a cutie lil puppy or something” and then when it came time for the duel, one dude went “I’M SO SCARED TO DIE THIS ISN’T HOW I IMAGINED TODAY WOULD GO WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING” and he fainted and the other guy went “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I DIDN’T EVEN PULL THE TRIGGER WHAT ABOUT THE PUPPY”
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